May 9, 2019 · “Went to college at a place called MIT.” (Alex: “M.I.T.”) “I know how to spell it.” Haley isn’t stupid, but she is often mocked by the family when she doesn’t pick up on jokes or …

Sep 4, 2022 · Whether Haley is expressing her frustration with her sister Alex or sharing her love for her cell phone, Haley's words are always as charming and funny as she is, and viewers …

Sep 13, 2022 · Alex and Haley Dunphy may be sisters on Modern Family, but they couldn't be more different, and these funny quotes share a lot about their bond.

Oct 2, 2023 · Haley, Alex, and Luke Dunphy, played by Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, and Nolan Gould respectively, bring their own brand of hilarity to Modern Family. Here are some of their …

Alex: I need caffeine today. Claire: You can have juice. How late were you at that party last night? Haley: Oh, please. She snuck in at 10:00 and spent all night reading under the covers with a …

These Modern Family quotes are as hilarious as they are heartwarming. Relieve 25 of your favourite moments with the Pritchett - Dunphy clan.

Mar 6, 2025 · Check out a few more of our favorite classic Modern Family quotes below. ... Alex: She can't go ten minutes without her boyfriend's tongue in her mouth. ... Haley: There must be …

Haley: "Saying nothing is not lying, okay? It's just letting the truth speak for itself." Alex: "This is not the time for moral equivocation." Haley: "Okay, I don't know what that means, and also, …

Haley: Who are you texting? Alex: Ahh! No one. I'm just reading my horoscope. Haley: Liar. Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything's already happened.

Alex: Ergh, mom, I am so, so sorry. I know it's no excuse but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school, you know, with friends, and I love you so much and I appreciate everything you do for …