I once heard a joke about amnesia but I forgot how it goes ... The doctor sizes up the skeleton, then says, “Aren’t you a little late?” My doctor told me to run 5 miles a day.
Ok ok, so we're not claiming to be Ed Gamble or James Acaster, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve. Maybe a first date just got a bit awkward and you need a a classic dad joke ...
When I was interviewing Russians for the documentary It's Just a Joke, Comrade ... and nothing will happen to me either.” 3. Late 1990s. Two New Russians meet in the street.
If you’re booing right now (and you're most definitely not a ghost), then our work here is done, because these bad-but-good Halloween jokes are intended to make you groan even if you aren’t a ...
Though there are some voters who are “enjoying liberal tears” since Donald Trump was named President-elect in this week’s ...
When life seems a little too serious, there's nothing like animal jokes to make you roar (or hoot or howl) with laughter I’ve been a stand-up and improv comic for 30 years, and I know for a fact ...
Well, we're seeing people making jokes about the whole thing and sharing their Venmo receipts. Here are the best reactions about the whole thing: 1. My man is taking me out to Olive Garden tonight ...
In Tuesday’s episode of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert,” for example, Colbert made a few jokes about the ballot box fires (they begin at about the 9-minute mark.) In his monologue ...
He made a joke, and Puerto Rico was the butt of the joke. He said: "I don’t know if you know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now ...
A scrubbed monologue joke pulled a visceral reaction from the “Late Night” audience – one that lasted so long, host Seth Meyers admitted he briefly thought someone was piping the audio in.
The campaign, in a phone briefing with reporters, attributed voters' late break to Harris to the negative response to that joke, as well as to former President Donald Trump's violent rhetoric in ...