Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s three-day wedding extravaganza has finally come to an end. How do we all feel? Exhausted? Starved for elegance? Confused about just how close Sydney Sweeney is to the happy couple?

I came to Venice for the wedding of the century — but mostly, I saw security guards, fences, and a hotel door closing in my face.

A large sum of riches descended upon Venice, Italy, over the last few days for the lavish wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez.